Bueller? Bueller? (I need help)

Hello!
I was just going through some things and scheduling some posts to try to get ahead (hard, because I always get distracted), and I realized that the 2nd installment of BE MY GUEST! is going to fall on Valentine's Day. I thought, wouldn't it be fantastic if someone did a guest post on romance in books? It could be anything, from love in YA to bowchikkawowow in adult books.
But that didn't happen to be one of the topics that any of my prospective bloggers sent me, and I wouldn't want to ask them to change their topics and get it to me in the next 10 days. That's not fair.

But I will ask you.

Anybody want to write up a guest post for Be My Guest that centers around romance in some way? It can even be anti-romance, I don't care.
I would need it at least 3 days before Vday, so within 10 days.
Format is up to you. It can be a rant. It can be essayish. It can be a poem or story. It can be a vlog. Go crazy.
And if you scratch my back...well, I may have a Vday surprise for you. And this time, its not herpes!

If you're interested, email me soon @ mbradenwf@gmail.com

Thanks!